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my mum is a dick

  • me: mum i'm going out tonight
  • mum: where?
  • me: a party in town...
  • mum: no you're not daisie! you aren't going out and drinking anymore!
  • me: why not?
  • mum: BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK AGAIN DAISIE! YOU'LL BE MAKING YOURSELF WORSE!